View Full Version : When Moses led his people out of captivity, he probably carried an Empire Builder

12-25-2003, 12:06 PM
And I mean no disrespect at all to anyone of the JudeoChristian faith. I just think that if he was directed by God to deliver the people, we would probably need an over engineered bag with a fair number of compartments and a couple of really massive zipper to keep everything packed in ... livestock manifests, Red Sea Seperation Machine PIN codes, a notebook of cheats and hacks for that staff/snake/water-from-a-rock/walking-stock thing of his. :D

My bet would be that he carried an Empire Builder, not unlike the one I received for Christmas this morning. I'll post a review and pix shortly but suffice it to say this is one honking big, strong bag. Chances are Moses could have used the Ultimate Strap to help make bringing down the Commandments a little easier, as well.

12-29-2003, 01:52 PM
Nice review! Looking forward to those pics.