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  • phobia
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    I, too, had one of these cinch-bags for my lego bricks. I never understood why they weren't ubiquitous; I hadn't considered the liability. Sigh.

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    yes and may i take just a moment of everyone's time to point out the obvious here? "stone phillips" is obviously a construct of the matrix. no real human being translates so well to a standard three-dimensional orthogonal graph - or has that kind of "hair". except maybe "wolf blitzer"...

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  • xenicon
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    OK

    Forget the earlier bag- you are absolutely right, it would pose a liability problem. Clearly sleeping bags had the same kind of problem which is why, as everyone knows, they must be used outdoors in temporary soft houses. To be precise- as Thompson and Thomson would say- because there is no lease hold on a tent, therefore suing isn't an issue even if absurdity is.
    On the other hand, the room clean-up bag could be inflatable so should anyone get stuck inside, only a prick would get out. Plus ca change, right?

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  • Darcy
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    ....
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  • Tom Bihn
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    Take the whole day if you must, but be all the earlier the next morning!
    Are there no work houses? Are there no prisons? Is there no "Welfare-to-work" program?

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  • Darcy
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    Poor factory workers.
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  • Tom Bihn
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    borderline megalomaniacal ?

    I'm offended only by the "borderline" part. As Howard Hughes said "I'm not a paranoid derranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire."

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  • webw
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    Beneath the seemingly happy staff of cutters, sewers, sales and marketing types, we did not find a hellish boiler-room filled with hobbled children stoking boilers. But is the world of high-end computer luggage all premium belt webbing and granola? Our cameras tell the story.

    A cabal of bag fetishists congregate online at the company's website, under the sign of a strange red airplane, trading stories and pictures of their unseemly relationships with their bags.

    And the bags themselves ... with code names like Brain Bag and Eclipse, the only thing these people seem to have in the bag are laptops full of illegal music, clove cigarettes and tofurkey sandwiches.

    Are these people just buying a computer bag? Or are they supporting the live-it-up lifestyle of a reclusive owner who goes by the borderline megalomaniacal title "Presidente-et-Directeur-Generale." I'm Jo hn Stossel and we'll have this story when we come back.

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  • Darcy
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    Brilliant, webw!

    Now imagine the following:

    Stone Phillips, Dateline NBC: Today we go undercover at the Tom Bihn factory, makers of the "Hide N' Go Seek Toy Sack".

    Not good. Not good at all.

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  • webw
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    That would be Mainway Industries

    Also the maker of the Little Johnny Street Action Punk with SwitchBlade action in his boots and hands. This also shouldn't be confused with Happy Fun Ball, which I think was either a Flammo or a Herlihy Industries toy.

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  • Darcy
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    Anyone remember that old Saturday Night Live skit where I think it was Dan Ackroyd who was the CEO of some toy company that made stuff like "Broken Glass n' Bits" and "Rusty Nail O'Fun Bag"?

    This seems like something that would be useful but anything involving basically a large sack with drawstring closure and children is just asking for trouble. Like trampolines - 99% of the time they're just really fun but there is that 1% where bad stuff happens and suddenly the camera crew from Dateline NBC appears!


    Originally posted by xenicon
    " do not cinch bag with living thing inside" might do? or "this is not a dry cleaning bag"?
    maybe it doesn't have to be marketed for children- simply as , what? an indoor leaf bag for messy adults?
    Really soft luggage... why pack, when you can pile?

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  • webw
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    a little of both, actually

    I wore through the knees of toughskins jeans, so I think she did the fabric of kings because it was durable and becoause it was soft. Denim would work too.

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  • xenicon
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    that's it

    That's great- the same problems have the same solutions: the difference is style. She obviously got tired of picking up strays and came up with a simple useful solution- But I'm interested you remember the fabric ( chosen for strength? or because it was there) and was the bag used for anything other than lego?

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  • webw
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    My momma made one for the legos. She did a 5-foot-diameter circle of tan corduroy with cinch cords built in. Could have been mesh or anything but the idea's the same. Maybe instead of cords, the "cinch" is a 2-wide fabric strap that becomes the handle/shoulder strap. Something like that is simple enough that you could make basic models that are reversible then start adding on pockets.

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  • xenicon
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    I can see that you are seeing plenty more than I am, for instance, it never occured to me that something anti-mayhem for children's toys would necessarily involve product liability- maybe labeling might take care of that? " do not cinch bag with living thing inside" might do? or "this is not a dry cleaning bag"?
    maybe it doesn't have to be marketed for children- simply as , what? an indoor leaf bag for messy adults?
    Really soft luggage... why pack, when you can pile?

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