Yelping with Cormac McCarthy

[Darcy]

Yelping with Cormac

[jeffmac]

I am speechless. That was awesome!

[snowbot]

I've been following these for a while and my favorite, by far, is the Juicy Couture one. It ends with "The drifter fell silent. The store’s double doors opened and out strode a pair of young women haughty as Romans, their backsides bearing a one word epitaph for the dreams of those who came before."

[Darcy]

I can't believe I missed that one! Too good.

[brian]

These are so good! I particularly liked the one about the Apple Store.

[Badger]

Ha ha, Jamba Juice:

I’ll have another, he said.

The clerk wiped down the counter and would not look at him. We’re not supposed to give customers more than three guarana boosts, he said.

I aint askin.