Okay, that was the most arduous registration process for a forum ever. This forum designer clearly believes that Skynet is real and self-aware, but instead of launching nuclear weapons, it is posing as humans pretending to talk about backpacks. By the eighth time when I finally realized that the author of the security question has never actually been outdoors and thinks the color of the sun is yellow, I finally got really good at doing those Captcha puzzles of everyday household items like baskets of chicken eggs, 3.5" hard drives, and spark plugs. Also, something wasn't liking that I put "satan" as the referrer to this forum site, though I am pretty sure I would like to hold the dark lord accountable for that byzantine registration process. 20 minutes! I felt while I'm at it, why not write a snarky post to the "Not About Bags" forum?
Seriously guys, I know the whole Snowden thing has you all rattled, but can we lighten it up a little bit? If it takes 20 minutes to register on a forum to talk about backpacks and backpack related accessories, then the terrorists have, in fact, won. This is a sad day for America.